The U.S. Open is going on right now.  It looks to be a certain final match between Roger Federer the best tennis player of all time, and Rafael Nadal the best clay court player of all time.  However, I do not wish to really talk about the actual tennis.  In a Seinfeld episode Kramer tries to be a ball boy or man.  He has some wild adventures, and because it's Kramer things go a little array.  During this years Open a ball boy took a nasty spill.  The hilarity of that guys misfortune reminded me Kramer from that episode.